Great Catholic Homilies

If Jesus were your pastor…

Is Father Jesus in?

Afraid not. He’s following His learners.

His what?

His learners. That’s English for disciples.

I’ve been reading the history of the early Church and now I know what Peter and Paul meant when they warned against false teachers.

Oh?

Yes. A lot of the early believers had wrong ideas about who Jesus was.

I thought it was pretty clear that He was the Savior.

Yes they went wrong in saying that He was two persons.

Charlie, why are you so keen on atheists?

I really appreciate them.

Why in earth would you do that? You’re a Mass-going Catholic, aren’t you?

Yes, and maybe that’s why I appreciate them. They bolster my faith.